I love Japan!

Despite my occasional grumble, I do love living in Japan. How can you not love a country where you can buy a lunchbox that says "My name is Mink. It likes reading the book of an adventure. It is excited very good"?
How can you not love a country where you can buy cans of beer from a convenience store, 24 hours a day, and on that beer it says "Sheer refreshment! Open up the cool clear taste that goes perfectly with good times"? How can you not love a country where there are chocolate bars called Crunky, drinks called Calpis and snacks called Pocky?