My dream school (part 5)

Drama Teacher: Frankie Howerd

A master of comedic timing and double entendre, Frankie would be the ideal choice to bring even more fun to an already relaxed subject.









Religious Education Teacher: Reverend Bernice

Passionately controversial and suffering from chronic ennui, Bernice would be a great R.E teacher. Her cutting remarks would make classes memorable and help fight off the cancer of political correctness.