My Dream School (part 6)

Home Economics Teacher: Betty Turpin

Instead of watching nutritional videos and filling in flow charts, I'd like to return to basic cooking skills and how to work with a budget, so who better to teach than everyone's favourite grandma from Coronation Street?















Construction Teacher: B.A. Barracus

As well as being an electronics genius, Barracus knows his way around wood and metal, and could help the students build machine gun mounted swivel chairs, armoured bikes and show them how to throw hoodlums over bars in slow motion.