What I wouldn't give for...
... two slices of crusty, doorstep bread, some heady cheddar and a bit of chilli sauce.
... fish and chips out of the paper, with generous lashings of salt and vinegar.
... crackers and cheese with a dash of marmite, and a cup of grandma's tea.
... other grandma's christmas cake with a slice of cheese on top.
... late review on BBC.
... unbiased sports commentary.
... the feel of a lawn beneath bare feet, the smell of fence-stain.
... an apple that doesn't come in a plastic jacket and cost a quid.
... shepherd's pie.