What I wouldn't give for...

... two slices of crusty, doorstep bread, some heady cheddar and a bit of chilli sauce.

... fish and chips out of the paper, with generous lashings of salt and vinegar.

... crackers and cheese with a dash of marmite, and a cup of grandma's tea.

... other grandma's christmas cake with a slice of cheese on top.

... late review on BBC.

... unbiased sports commentary.

... the feel of a lawn beneath bare feet, the smell of fence-stain.

... an apple that doesn't come in a plastic jacket and cost a quid.

... shepherd's pie.