At the 2nd Trimester teachers' meeting, the various department heads had to present their students' results to the rest of the teachers and give some form of analysis and projections for the future. It was pretty much as you would expect. Lots of "we are quite pleased with these results" and "we must continue to do our best", etc.
Were I one of the department heads, I don't think that I would be able to resist saying something along the lines of "We have taken over 5 billion US dollars through the infiltration of several third world governments, and soon more will fall under the shadow of SPECTRE, Number One". Were this in England it would most likely cause titters and suppressed laughter, but here in Japan it would more likely result in blank stares, tutting and a quiet aside from the Principal.