Random t-shirtage in Kyushu...

I love Engrish, the grammatically awful version of English that adourns tshirts, pencil cases and almost every other object here in Japan. However, sometimes it can be a bit inappropriate. Take yesterday for example. Teaching a 13 year old girl, I couldn't help but notice the 5 inch letters on her t-shirt, proclaiming "BE OPTIMISTIC, DON'T BE SHY, SOW YOUR SEED!"

A little unsettling, I'm sure you'll agree...