A first...

So I found myself with a lemon... I peeled it as if it'were an orange, pulled it into segments as if it'were an orange, and ate it as if it'were an orange... it was sharp, and I shuddered with every bite. Saliva ran down my chin as the tartness hit my taste buds. I thought of Christopher Lee dancing down to the beach in The Wicker Man...

I feel very strange sometimes...