Stung!

Imagine my horror - I walk into the instructors' room to find a CD player blaring out bagpipe music at a high volume...

I had been the victim of a sting, the brainchild of Ewan Macrae and his lackey, Saki...

Did I cut the CD in half with cackhanded scissors? No - I was laughing too hard at the oxymoronic sentence "bagpipe classics" on the face...